My dear partner gives me food, water, and shelter. He takes care of me when I'm sick. He teaches me so many amazing things. He puts up with me when I do things wrong. He gives me anything I could possibly want.

He gave me friends.

And not once has he ever asked for anything in return. Not even my companionship. ...Well, except to not burn down the hotel, but that's kind of an obvious thing, right?

[She reaches out to hug him.]

Dear partner, you're the kindest person I've ever met. You're not a monster. The fake one is, but he's not you.