☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[dreamsofahero]

Not to worry, I'm sure he has it entirely under control.

*...some best friend YOU are, Sion*

[reveiller]

He does, doesn't he? Very comfy under there and all.

[dreamsofahero]

For someone as enamored of napping as he is, it must be quite cozy indeed.

[reveiller]

Excellent insulation, right?

[dreamsofahero]

Precisely.

[reveiller]

I'm sure he'd be terribly upset if we removed him from his comfort.

[dreamsofahero]

Indeed. We wouldn't want to deprive him, after all.

[reveiller]

Which is why watching over him is the best course of action.

[ he looks over, a fourteen-year-old boy at peace with the world. ] You must be his best friend.

[dreamsofahero]

Oh dear, I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage...

[reveiller]

Not really. I don't remember your name.

I'm Fuji; it's nice to meet you.

[dreamsofahero]

And yet you still seem to know who I am.

Sion Astal; a pleasure.

[reveiller]

Well.

Ryner isn't the sort who talks about himself. But he talked about you.

[dreamsofahero]

*raising an eyebrow*

Did he, now?

[reveiller]

Mm... here and there.

[dreamsofahero]

I certainly hope he hasn't been filling your mind with some sort of wild untrue stories...

[reveiller]

Like what?

[dreamsofahero]

Who knows? I can't begin to imagine what such a predator as he would dream up, after all.

*...so, those wild stories about Ryner being a sex offender Ferris always like to spout? Guess who was responsible for STARTING them... :3*

[reveiller]

Oh... well it's true that Ryner has a very vivid imagination.

[ he's getting the inkling... but this is fun too, so he'll just play along. ]

[dreamsofahero]

And idle as he surely must have been without anyone to keep him in line, I couldn't possibly guess what sort of wild and untrue tales he may have spun.

[reveiller]

I see... I think I'm starting to understand your concerns. It must be terribly difficult keeping him in line.

[dreamsofahero]

It's undoubtedly quite the trial. I sincerely hope he didn't cause you too much trouble.

[reveiller]

Oh, no. I was under his care. If nothing else, I hope I wasn't too much of a burden on him.

[dreamsofahero]

Oh? How unusually altruistic of him.

[reveiller]

He's a kind person, if not a little too prone to napping.

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I suppose that much is true.