☆38.5☆ [Fourth Wall Video/Action]

[tearsofademon]

[Today, a certain lazy mage is sitting in a flowery field... somewhere in Johto. Exact location doesn't really matter all that much, honestly.]

Okay, look.

Powers being back and stuff? I can deal with that. It's probably another one of those temporary things anyway...

[He produces a round, black stone that's pretty but probably insignificant in the grand scheme of things. *cough*] Finding this in my bag when it wasn't there before? Seems kinda pointless, but fine, whatever.

But why are there so many dancing Mime Jr.s? And why are they circling around me?? There are plenty of other people they can go bother, you know.

[True to his word, there are lots and lots of Mime Jr.s twirling in a circle around him. They seem happy.



...Also there's a Litwick on his head, but. Details.]

[Camp! And anyone else who wanders by! You can come play too if you want! The Fourth Wall is for everyone~ :D]

Comments

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[tearsofademon]

Where did... When did... You're back?!?

[He's happy to see you. Really. He's just very very bad at showing it.]

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[toneless]

Three days, seven minutes, and three seconds ago. Like I said, you're getting slow.

[Okay no, she just arrived.]

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[tearsofademon]

If that's the case, you could've said something earlier, y'know!

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[toneless]

I was testing you. You failed.

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[tearsofademon]

Haaah?

[Before he can make any other response, though, a certain Igglybuff appears and bounces happily over to you, Ferris.]

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[toneless]

[... It's her dango pokemon.]

D-Dango Pink...!

[Scooping her up!]

Hmm, I see that Ryner hasn't spread his poor influence to you. Good.

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[tearsofademon]

What poor influence?

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[toneless]

[Holding Dango Pink like her life depends on it—]

Do you honestly need to ask?

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[tearsofademon]

...No, no I don't, really.

[you and your stories...]

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[toneless]

It's good to see that you still have a brain in your head, then, to be aware of your shortcomings.

[You know you missed them.]

And how are Ryner and the others doing?

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[tearsofademon]

Ah, everyone's doing all right. He still lazes about all the time, but he's been getting along with everyone, anyway. And, well, you've already seen how Dango Pink's doing. Sion's been taking care of the rest of yours.

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[toneless]

[A dramatic sigh—]

The horrors I've left them to...

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[tearsofademon]

You can have them back if you want, you know.

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[toneless]

[SHOCK AND HORROR]

You would so easily give them away? What kind of guardian are you?

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[tearsofademon]

I took them in because you vanished! They were originally yours, so you should be the one to decide. Besides, if you don't think I'm doing a good enough job, then they should have the caretaker who'd know what's best for them.

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[toneless]

Test number two: failed.

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[tearsofademon]

What even are these tests or whatever of yours for, anyway?!?

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[toneless]

To test your character. Your current score is negative seventy-thousand, three hundred and two.

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[tearsofademon]

A number as large as that shouldn't be possible!

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[toneless]

Indeed. You've managed to set a record, Ryner. Very impressive.

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[tearsofademon]

No one would want to set that kind of record.

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[toneless]

Now, Ryner, you shouldn't call yourself 'no one'...

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[tearsofademon]

Just what is that supposed to mean, exactly?

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[toneless]

Must I spell everything out for you?

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[tearsofademon]

Do you have to insult me all the time?