cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (YOU THERE! GO DESTROY G.I. JOE!)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote in [personal profile] tearsofademon 2012-08-04 04:21 am (UTC)

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You better not be insulting me!

[Now then, where was he?]

The Dragonfire is a mystical subterranean energy. This energy can only be focused in a number of places and is heavily protected! Legends about it are incredibly rare because its guardians obvioussssly do not want it to fall into the wrong hands.

[He snickers here. Guess who would qualify as "the wrong hands?"]

Of course finding the Dragonfire isn't the hard part. Using it requires an ancient chant, known only to its guardians and the proper conductors to channel it. So once I learned of one of its sssacred locations, I had an Alley Viper pose as a monk and record the chant! Cobra took the monastery and turned the Dragonfire into a weapon of mass destruction!

[He is so proud of this.]

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