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[tearsofademon]

[The 'gear is at an angle this evening - it was obviously turned on on purpose, but it's not recording him head-on, instead from his side, while he's lying down. That doesn't mean you won't be able to make out things like the tiger stripe-like markings on his arms, or the fact that he's wearing sunglasses at night, or the fact that there's a tiny yellow spider cuddling very happily between his neck and shoulder, but.]

So, I'm kind of curious. Anyone got any interesting legends or anything, back where they come from?

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[Video]

[tearsofademon]

What was the Odyssey's hero looking for in his travels, then, I guess I'll ask?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

He was trying to get home, and certain beings made it exceedingly difficult for him to do so!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Well that sucks, if he was just trying to get home. What did those certain beings have against him, anyway?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because he was a patriotic moron who mouthed off to the wrong person at the wrong time! Also, because he didn't show proper respect to his betters! That's why!

[Or at least that's the version Cobra's telling because when has he ever bothered to let something like context get in the way of his opinion?]

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

I dunno, he has to have had a good reason to do that, if that's the reason.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Good reason? No! He was an idiot! All heroes are!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Still, seems kinda harsh if all he did was mouth off to someone.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Ah, but you sssee, that was the point. A harsh punishment often encourages the offender to not make the same mistake again!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Trust me, it doesn't work. All it does is cause more of a pain for everyone involved than anything.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

And how would you know? Are you the one explaining the ssstory?

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Let's just say I've had some experience.

...Though, I guess it could be different for other people...

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course it's different for ssssome people! Some people actually learn their lesson!

[Obviously not him. In fact, Cobra has no idea who he's talking about here.]

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

So, what other kinds of things did this hero run into, anyway?

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

There was a cyclops. And sssome other things. To tell you the truth, I don't really remember most of the story!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Ahh, you don't?

[He's legitimately disappointed.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, I don't! Once I got through the part that pertained to the Conch, I ssstopped paying attention to it!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

That's too bad... Ah, but what you did know was really interesting.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You're right! It is too bad!

[Guess what happens next?]

Too bad for you! Now you'll never know how it ends!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

I'm crushed.

[He'll ask around some time to see if anyone else knows about it.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Good!

[He's just going to cackle like an idiot now that he's ruined story time.]

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Hnnn... Well, thanks for sharing what you did know, anyway. Gotta say, I was surprised.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I doubt you were as surprised as I was to find out these things exist! I can't help wonder what other legendary items might be out there waiting to be discovered by Cobra! And then used to conquer the world!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

I can tell you one thing, there sure aren't any that I can tell you about.

[with a clear conscience, anyway]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Even if there were, I doubt you'd tell me about them!

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[tearsofademon]

You've learned well!