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☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

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And idle as he surely must have been without anyone to keep him in line, I couldn't possibly guess what sort of wild and untrue tales he may have spun.

Even so, they don't quite look like either of them, so perhaps you've nothing to worry about, in any case.

Ahh, am I really that funny...?

Magic kinda would need me to be able to move.

So in other words, neither of us have any clue.

Great.

A sense of humour is a positive trait, Ryner.

I see... I think I'm starting to understand your concerns. It must be terribly difficult keeping him in line.

Then twist your elbow a little to the right.

I guess...

That's easier said than done.

So moving on... "He provided a good home for all the creatures, and he sacrificed himself for the sake of all the slimes in need."

Stop talking and start doing.

Fine...

[He'll try. Not very enthusiastically, but he'll try.]

Not sure what these guys are getting out of this, but okay...

It's undoubtedly quite the trial. I sincerely hope he didn't cause you too much trouble.

Well, I think we can rule out the possibility of them being something dangerous, at least.

Aside from how I'm slowly being crushed to death, you mean.

"And he was a cherished friend. He will be dearly missed by all."

Oh, no. I was under his care. If nothing else, I hope I wasn't too much of a burden on him.

[ meanwhile, the kid will chew on his bubblegum, and look at you thoughtfully. ]

Edited 2013-11-26 18:34 (UTC)

I'm sure you'll be able to think of something.

Oh? How unusually altruistic of him.

[Oh look, he managed to move it an inch.]

Yeeeeaaaahh, not working.

You could help me out here, y'know.

... oh my god. There has to be a limit on how unimpressive someone can be.

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