☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[tearsofademon]

They're heavy.

[tearsofademon]

...That's pretty nice.

[zeitnot]

Excuses.

[reveiller]

Starting to enjoy your situation now?

[tearsofademon]

Hey, if you were the one buried under all these things, you'd have trouble too.

[reveiller]

He's a kind person, if not a little too prone to napping.

[zeitnot]

I wouldn't get buried in the first place.

[tearsofademon]

Well, ahh, it still sucks to be buried under all these things.

The company's all right, though.

[tearsofademon]

It's not like I wanted to either. It just happened.

[reveiller]

I call this one 'Ryner #2'.

[ holds up a slime! ]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I suppose that much is true.

[tearsofademon]

I'm not sure I see the resemblance...

[zeitnot]

Ahhh haa... All I wanted was a slime. Why is life so hard?

[dreamsofahero]

Oh, but I couldn't possibly deprive you of the opportunity to show your skill at problem-solving.

[reveiller]

The resemblance is in the heart.

[tearsofademon]

Seriously, take all of them.

[reveiller]

[ and he'll take a moment to admire the fact that ryner is... still buried under that pile of slimes rofl ]

[tearsofademon]

A little hard to do that when I can't move.

[tearsofademon]

So I have the heart of a blobby thing now.

[zeitnot]

I just want the one that's mine.

[reveiller]

It's cute.

[tearsofademon]

Then dig it out...?

[zeitnot]

Effort.

[ aaaand he'll sit right down next to you, ryner. ] Your eyes are kind of weird.

[tearsofademon]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[but he's subtly closing off a little now because why are you bringing up his eyes]

[tearsofademon]

If you say so.