☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[toneless]

Don't think I'll fall so easily for your charade.

[dreamsofahero]

Why Ferris, I'm wounded that you'd think so poorly of me~

[dreamsofahero]

*just laughing*

[tearsofademon]

[>_<]

This sucks...

[tearsofademon]

I can't exactly move my arms or legs at the moment.

[toneless]

I would've thought that a master sex fiend like you could find a way to manage without the use of your arms or legs.

[tearsofademon]

Is now really the time for that???

[toneless]

Now's the most ideal time for it.

[namely because Ryner is suffering.]

[toneless]

You say that as if this is something unusual. I could, however, be convinced to improve my opinion of you for the right price.

[tearsofademon]

No it's really not!

[dreamsofahero]

And what price might that be?

[zeitnot]

Not really. You were being stubborn and lazy.

[reveiller]

[ a chuckle. he takes another slime off the pile, and places it next to him. ]

[reveiller]

The one who loses has to answer a question truthfully.

[tearsofademon]

Can't help how I am.

[tearsofademon]

Let me guess, Ryner #3?

[zeitnot]

Most people can't. [ sighhhhh. stretches the slime. ]

So you must like it here, then. No danger to anyone but yourself.

[reveiller]

Oh, how did you guess?

[tearsofademon]

Just a hunch.

[reveiller]

Hm... maybe it's time to switch it up.

[ another slime off the pile! ]

[tearsofademon]

If you're switching it up, is that one Fuji #2 then? Or are you sticking with Ryner #4?

[reveiller]

Maybe you should name them, since you seem pretty ahead of the game.

[ removing another one!! ]

[tearsofademon]

Ahh, I'm really bad at names, you know.

[tearsofademon]

[...okay seriously this kid is weirding him out now]

Even if that's true, no telling when it'll end.

[reveiller]

I like the names you pick.

[ like rose, for example. ]