☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[tearsofademon]

[sob]

...Wasn't that easy enough?

[zeitnot]

Not really. You were being stubborn and lazy.

[tearsofademon]

Can't help how I am.

[zeitnot]

Most people can't. [ sighhhhh. stretches the slime. ]

So you must like it here, then. No danger to anyone but yourself.

[tearsofademon]

[...okay seriously this kid is weirding him out now]

Even if that's true, no telling when it'll end.

[ 1/2 ]

[zeitnot]

[ most people find him weird, and he weirds most people out. but then again, war tends to weird people out, as a general rule. so the personification of war...

can't end up nice or normal, right? ]

Most things end. So why worry...

[ 2/2 ]

[zeitnot]

-- when you can play all day?

Ugh, dammit, I wanna be in a world where I can be a pokemon master. This isn't fair--

[ ... nah, he's... pretty normal. at least when it comes to video games ]

[tearsofademon]

Maybe whatever brings people here'll decide to bring you here on a more long-term basis one of these days. You never know.

[zeitnot]

I'm not that optimistic! Anyway, this isn't the only setting they can drag me off to, you know? They say horror is the 'in' thing nowadays.

[tearsofademon]

Anyone who thinks horror is 'in' or whatever has really bothersome tastes. Places where people can just nap in peace are way better.

[zeitnot]

I get it.

It's why you like being under a pile of slimes.

[tearsofademon]

Okay, no, see, I seriously can't move.

[zeitnot]

Here. I'll even put this little guy back. [ aaand slime goes back on the pile...! ]

See what a great guy I am? Trying not to disturb your rest and all~

[tearsofademon]

Er, you know, it's kind of hard to get in a restful nap when I'm slowly being crushed to death.

[zeitnot]

Geez, don't sweat the little details.

[tearsofademon]

That's not really a 'little' detail, you know!