☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[toneless]

Not now, Ryner. Can't you see I'm busy?

[tearsofademon]

You could put down your dango for a few seconds, y'know...

[toneless]

Ryner!

[Pointing the dango stick at him!]

That's inconsiderate to the dango! Honestly, you should know that by now.

[tearsofademon]

[automatically flinching at that - he's still well trained]

Er, yeah, of course! Must've just...ahh...slipped my mind.

[toneless]

[Good Ryner.]

Hmm. As long as you've repented for your grievous sin.

[Aaaaand back to eating dango (and not helping Ryner) she goes.]

[tearsofademon]

[;-;]

...Um... but seriously though, Ferris... can you give me a hand here?

[toneless]

And why are you incapable of solving your own problems, Ryner?

[tearsofademon]

I can't exactly move my arms or legs at the moment.

[toneless]

I would've thought that a master sex fiend like you could find a way to manage without the use of your arms or legs.

[tearsofademon]

Is now really the time for that???

[toneless]

Now's the most ideal time for it.

[namely because Ryner is suffering.]

[tearsofademon]

No it's really not!

[toneless]

And why not?

[tearsofademon]

Do I really need to explain??

[toneless]

Not now. I'm busy, remember?

[eating dango.]

[tearsofademon]

You're seriously impossible.