☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[toneless]

[Yes, good not!little sister.

Ferris will just be stopping it by holding onto its head with her free hand.]

Mm-hmm. I suppose it's a good thing you haven't kept Iris locked away in a box.

[dreamsofahero]

Well, children do need their exercise, don't they?

*even with as large as his party's gotten he has to carefully rotate who's out at once to give everyone a turn...*

[toneless]

Indeed. Though I wouldn't be surprised if you had some sort of ulterior motive beyond that...

[dreamsofahero]

Why, Ferris, what possible motive could I have?

[toneless]

Must I really answer that?

[dreamsofahero]

I assure you, I have nothing but her well-being in mind, just as any of the other pokemon in my care.

[toneless]

Don't think I'll fall so easily for your charade.

[dreamsofahero]

Why Ferris, I'm wounded that you'd think so poorly of me~

[toneless]

You say that as if this is something unusual. I could, however, be convinced to improve my opinion of you for the right price.

[dreamsofahero]

And what price might that be?

[toneless]

[She points her stick of dango at him.]

Buy me a hundred boxes of dango.