☆59.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Today, in a grassy field... somewhere... there is a bed. It is a large bed, and it looks like it is quite fluffy and comfortable.

It is also walking. Albeit slowly, and only once in a while, and only around the general area. The way it bends slightly at the end when it's stopped, it's almost like it's grazing or something. But surely there's no such thing as a living bed, right?...

Well, either way. There is a certain lazy mage taking a snooze on said grazing bed, along with several odd creatures. (There are two of that last one.) ...Also his Joltik in a top hat, but that's not too much of a surprise, honestly.

Pester? y/n

...Also, if anyone is curious, there is also a ghost girl sitting under a nearby tree, setting up a picnic.]

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[tearsofademon]

[It is a lovely bed-cow-thing, isn't it?]

[dreamsofahero]

*...maybe

but that doesn't change the fact that you're slacking off and CLEARLY this cannot be allowed to stand

which means that after a moment's thought you're getting an empty pokeball chucked at your head :)*

[tearsofademon]

[being asleep, he doesn't get to dodge that

but he just grimaces, groans a little, and turns over in his sleep]

[dreamsofahero]

*...oh come on now. He doesn't have any dictionaries on him, so unless he's going to resort to chucking rocks..... :|a*

/jacks

[reveiller]

[ oh, he has a pocket dictionary. does this work-- ]

y hello there~

[dreamsofahero]

*that depends... how big is it?*

ehehehe

[reveiller]

[ grown-man's hand! but it is thick... would probably make a pretty good projectile if you ask him. ]

:3

[dreamsofahero]

*well, it's not the same as a large, hard-bound desktop copy, but that ought to do in a pinch~*

|D

[reveiller]

[ well then, he is entrusting this dictionary to you. may it fly true.

ryner has great friends. ]

[dreamsofahero]

*the best friends, clearly

and fortunately Sion has practice at this, so after taking a moment to get a feel for the book's weight and balance, sending it flying full force straight at Ryner's sleeping head~*

[tearsofademon]

[The dictionary strikes true.]

AAAAAAAGH! What the hell???

[Yeah, that got him to wake up.]

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, you're awake.

[tearsofademon]

[Rubbing his nose and forehead region]

Yeah, 'cause of you. Couldn't you have at least waited five more minutes? Geeze.

[dreamsofahero]

Would you have woken up on your own if I had?

[tearsofademon]

Eventually.

[...it's Ryner.]