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[tearsofademon]

[Well this is quite the frustrated mage, who is just kind of sitting there at his desk with his head in his hands. He rubs his temple, and breathes in once or twice as if to start talking, but lets the air out instead because how do you even phrase this.

It's a full minute of the feed before he actually says anything.]

...Has anybody ever had to deal with a Ditto transforming into you and flirting with a stranger without your knowledge?

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[dreamsofahero]

*.....yeah no sorry that just made him collapse into another fit of snickers*

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[tearsofademon]

[just because his head is still in his hands doesn't mean he can't shoot you a death glare]

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[dreamsofahero]

*that somehow makes it even funnier....*

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[paladinlost]

That's- You- What? Your Ditto did what?

[That's a 'no', by the way. A very emphatic 'no'.]

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[tearsofademon]

[his head is not leaving his hands]

I went to the store to get groceries, and one of the newer workers there, or at least I'm guessing she's new, I hadn't seen her before... She waved me over and was talking like she knew me and like I'd come onto her before. Which I don't do ever, no matter what lies Sion'll tell you.

But Elfy sometimes runs to the store in my form to do groceries. He's who she met.

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[paladinlost]

[Heavens. He'd have expected that from a Zoroark, but a Ditto...]

Have you... explained the situation to her? As gently as possible, with all the apologies you could think of?

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[stonebird]

It sounds like your Ditto is mischievous. (She is trying to be understanding, but it is a little funny.)

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[tearsofademon]

Usually he's one of the calmer ones...

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[stonebird]

I would be embarrassed too. However I hope you can take some comfort in knowing he did not do it out of malice. It sounds like he was teasing you.

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[babel_hacker]

[S-snrk.]

Nope, I haven't. Mostly a Zoroark pretending to be me.

...Did that stranger ever find out?

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[tearsofademon]

She did. Same time I did.

I. Kind of didn't really stay long enough to see her reaction, though.

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[babel_hacker]

...I think you should go back and explain.

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[lullabytes]

No...but, if you just explain it normally, it should be fine, right? ...I think.

[ As decisive as ever. ]

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[tearsofademon]

With my luck with girls? I'm probably dead.

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[lullabytes]

I think not explaining would be worse...

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[shatterings]

[ One blonde, looking surprised. ]

I thought Ditto could only turn into other Pokémon...

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[tearsofademon]

From what I've seen, they can turn into most anything. Elfy's liked my form for years, for whatever reason, no matter how many times I ask him not to...

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[codeforhope]

[Oh...oh dear...]

I...I've had my Porygon contact other trainers without my knowledge before, but...nothing like that.

Is...everything alright?

[...the more pressing question is how did that go, even.]

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[tearsofademon]

Might as well bury me now, considering my luck with dealing with women.

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[irenicly]

That.... sounds like it could be a problem.

I didn't know Dittos could do that.

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[tearsofademon]

I'm less surprised that he can and more that he did...

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[fourwayconnection]

...Uh.

Did you at least get someone's number or a date out of it?

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[tearsofademon]

Wh-- WHY WOULD I WANT THAT???

[super flustered]

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[killer_sweets]

My Zoroark transforms into me and other people to pull eat and runs, if that helps.

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[tearsofademon]

Ahh, yours does? That sucks... What do you do when that happens?