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tearsofademon) wrote2015-11-29 11:18 pm
tearsofademon) wrote2015-11-29 11:18 pm
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☆66.5☆ [Fourth Wall]
[So someone has decided to make a fort of blankets and pillows in the corner of the bedroom, and despite a certain Clefairy tugging at his pant leg to try and get him to come out, he's not budging.]
No way, Rose! Every time this happens, I get buried in crap or something else bothersome happens! I'm just gonna wait it out until everything calms down, and nothing annoying's gonna happen.
[Care to glitch into his room and prove him wrong?]
No way, Rose! Every time this happens, I get buried in crap or something else bothersome happens! I'm just gonna wait it out until everything calms down, and nothing annoying's gonna happen.
[Care to glitch into his room and prove him wrong?]
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Her Houndour comes following quickly after that, landing on her stomach and knocking the wind out of her. ]
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[You would have thought that, given his concerns about being piled on again, he would have built the blanket fort stronger. That, however, is not the case.
He's not coming out from under the collapsed sea of pillows and stuff, not yet anyway, but you might feel his limbs twitching a little.]
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Peridot lays there wheezing, trying to summon up the breath to tell her Pokemon to shut the hell up, but she just keeps mouthing like a beached fish.
For the first time, she notices a twitch, and manages to roll off the mass, propelled by sheer alarm over there being something under her... ]
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With a groan, however, he starts crawling out of the pile of bedding.]
Seriously, why...?
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Peridot shows no sign of reigning him in. ]
Wh...Where the heck am I THIS TIME!?!?
[ Her words are gagged out, wheezy, and then all of a sudden at the end she finds her voice. ]
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A Clefairy also crawls out of the blankets, from an area that hadn't been crushed so much, and just kind of looks around with a blink. But Ryner just holds his aching head and sits up, not bothering to look yet.]
Sion and my house. 'Cause this world really sucks sometimes...
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[ She snaps this at her Pokemon. Houndour stops barking, but still maintains a low, constant growl, bc it is ill-tempered and doesn't goddamn respect its trainer. And really, who can blame it?
Peridot knows that's the best she's going to get out of the Pokemon, with regards to obedience, and reluctantly turns back to Ryner. She's still kind of wheezy sounding. ] Can you give me a more useful answer, with regards to my location? I don't even know who you are, so, "my house"? Isn't exactly a useful bit of information.
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Okay, sure. Since you've got that Houndour, I'm gonna guess you know you're in Johto. Sion and my house, here? Is in Ecruteak. Kind of northern-central part of the region. And my name is Ryner.
[He finally opens his eyes to get a look at things.]
So. Who're you, then?
[Noooot even going to bother with 'what' right now.
The Clefairy will shoot the Houndour a questioning glance, though, when it doesn't stop growling. What is its problem...?]
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Ecruteak, huh.
[Pause.]
Gaahhhh, great. Just great! [ She slaps her little green hands to her face and drags them down slowly, before casting a baleful eye on Ryner. ] What do you suppose the odds are that I'll glitch right back to where I was in a few minutes so that I don't have to spend literal days making my way back to Goldenrod? [Her own tone suspects that she does not think the odds are very good.]
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In my experience? Depends how nice the world feels like being to you. From here, it could be nice and send you back there, at least close. Or it could think it's being funny and send you to the top of Lavender's radio tower. Or the bottom of the Seafoam Islands. Or buried head-first in the sand in Cianwood.
Hell, even if it does send you back to Goldenrod, you might end up on top of the vending machines in the department store, or something.
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[Houndour chooses this moment to snort embers at Clefairy, setting the floor on fire. Because of course, she can't just glitch into their house without causing some kind of destruction while she's there.]
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[because when one is from medieval fantasy, one can still only learn so much in five years about technology.
The Clefairy squeaks a bit and immediately grabs one of the blankets to smother the embers before anything can spread. ...Then she glares at the Houndour again and starts muttering the beginnings of an incantation and sparking with electricity, but is stopped when Ryner grabs her by the back of her neck.]
Oi, Rose. You know the rules.
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