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[tearsofademon]

Whyyyyyy can they never warn me before they do this...

[Today's video feed reveals rather quickly that the cause of a certain lazy mage's complaining this time... is a pile of several pink eggs and about half as many brown eggs, tended to by a Clefairy and Umbreon. They seem rather proud of themselves.]

...guess I might as well get it over with, anyway.

Cleffa eggs and Eevee eggs, that I'd like to send to good homes. P1000 each is probably good, right? Or just... talk to me and we can figure something out, if it's not. Erm, delivery shouldn't be a problem - if I know Gail and Lori, they're already itching to help out...

...ahh, this is such a pain.

[OOC interest post is here, and almost all spots are still available, so come, take an egg off his hands (and/or torment him relentlessly)!]

Comments

[tearsofademon]

[And when you react like that, Jiji will just look up at you with innocent eyes wondering what's up, the end of your braid in his teeth. :3]

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, of course one of Ryner's pokemon would be so quick to assault an innocent victim~

[tearsofademon]

[Jiji headtilts. That's a bad thing? ...Still with the hair in his mouth.]

He's playing.

[dreamsofahero]

*reaching over to scritch Jiji's ears... and hopefully distract him enough to let go of the braid without needing to tug it loose*

Ah, is that how you justify your own actions, Ryner?

[tearsofademon]

What did I supposedly do this time?

["Umbreon~" Oh, yes, Jiji likes that~ He leans into the scritching, and yes, lets go of the braid in the process. Happy fox-rabbit-thing is happy.]

[dreamsofahero]

*quickly but stealthily snatching the braid and whisking it out of the way while Jiji's distracted*

You mean aside from all your escapades...?

[tearsofademon]

[Success! He doesn't notice at all.]

You're still going on about that??

[dreamsofahero]

*and this is how you handle people. or pokemon. whatever. |D*

Well, it is a perfectly valid concern, whether or not you're an appropriate role-model for so many impressionable creatures...

[tearsofademon]

...Fine. Fine, you know what? If you want to assume I'm such a horrible role model for them or whatever...

[gets up, walks over to the egg pile, picks up an Eevee egg, and hands it to Sion]

...then here. You take one of them, if you think you'll do so much better.

[dreamsofahero]

*.....err. has an egg now?? blinking a bit at that, yes*

Ah...

[tearsofademon]

Anyway, Jiji seems to like you, so I'm sure he won't mind if you raise one of his kids.

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I suppose if you're sure...

*glances between egg and said umbreon*

[tearsofademon]

["Bre, umbreon!" Jiji nods. He likes this idea.]

I'm sure.

[dreamsofahero]

*glancing at the umbreon*

Well, I suppose if Jiji insists, I can hardly refuse...

[tearsofademon]

So you'll listen to him, but not to me.

[dreamsofahero]

*just grins innocently and reaches to give Jiji more scritches ^_^*

[tearsofademon]

["Bre~" Well, Jiji's happy at least. ^^]

[dreamsofahero]

*this is a good thing! because clearly the best way to annoy Ryner is by making nice with his pokemon :3*

Though, do they do this often...?

[tearsofademon]

Ah... every few months or so. Back in December there were just a couple of them though. The last time I found this many was back in September.

[dreamsofahero]

That often?

[tearsofademon]

I swear, they do it just to be a pain for me.

[dreamsofahero]

I suppose they are still animals and just do what comes natural to them...

[tearsofademon]

That's an optimistic way to put it.

[don't think about the pink blob don't think about the pink blob]

[dreamsofahero]

Oh?

[tearsofademon]

Implies they're not out to make my life a living hell.