An Ideal World

You know, I was actually kind of prepared, this time. Dunno whether that says more about me having been here too long so I know their schedule, or about them that they have a schedule in the first place.

[The video today is of a pile of eggs that are all sprawled out blankets and pillows and the like. A Clefairy is off in the background having what appears to be a staring contest with a Ditto, except that instead of just saying things, the Clefairy keeps repeating "fai... fai..." and the Ditto keeps correcting "di... di..." But surely that's not important, since the focus is on the eggs.]

Hell, why September and March, of all months? How regular it is makes you wonder if it's some kind of special reason for it, especially knowing Rose, but there isn't anything I can think of in either month, since that was November...

...Ahh, well, either way. I've got eggs for sale, again. I'll write up a list, and I think I've got the egg moves right, if Rose gave me the right parents anyway... I'll take care of delivery, no problem. Just want to see them get to good homes, y'know?

[Attached is a photo of the list. Shiny chance (which I will draw tomorrow) is not IC knowledge! But egg moves are. Also, there are still tons of eggs left if you want them!]

[Oh hi, it's a video from a certain lazy mage. A certain lazy mage who looks kind of irritatedly tired, but then, this is pretty typical for him.]

This is really troublesome, you know... Haa, well, Rose had eggs again. And this time, Jehra and Ren did too, not that I have any idea how, since they're both male...

["Dit!"

"Puff?"]

...Anyway, I can't take care of them all, so... I guess what I'm trying to say is I'd like to sell them to people who can and want to take care of them. Er... P1000 should be a good price, I guess, right? I can go lower, though, if it's too much.

[The camera pans first to a small group of pink eggs with a Clefairy standing happily next to them. "Fairy!" she says with a wave.]

That's Rose. She's a Clefairy - her eggs will hatch into Cleffas, which aren't quite as developed, but I think they evolve because of happiness...? They're Normal types, but they're able to learn lots of different types of abilities through TMs and the like.

[Next, it showcases a small group of grey eggs. An Absol is curled around them protectively, though he's not looking at the camera. His expression might be one of... embarrassment?]

Then there's Jehra. He's an Absol, and I don't think they evolve. At least, he never has... Absols are Dark type, and they mostly fight with the blades on their head. I've heard something like they're said to bring disaster or something, but it's nothing like that.

[And then, a small group of red eggs, sitting on top of a curled up, sleeping Typhlosion.]

And Ren is a Typhlosion, but his eggs should hatch into Cyndaquils, which are really just a smaller version. He's a Fire type, and he... well, he knows how to use fire abilities, which I guess is probably obvious...

["Ras!" That would be a sneeze somewhere off camera, which causes Ryner to briefly pause to look, but he does return to his message.]

So... yeah. Delivery shouldn't be a problem - I'll ask Gail, he'll probably love another chance to get out and stretch his wings. If anyone's interested, please contact me, and... that's about it, really.

[ooc: Interest post was here. There's still one Cleffa unclaimed if anyone's interested!]

[It's mid-Friday afternoon (despite the timing of this entry), and a certain lazy mage is walking down Route 30. His Cleffa partner is, of course, riding on his head, playing with his hair. (It's not that long, according to his homeland's standards, but there's enough there that she's quite entertained.) He doesn't seem to care too much, though, even as he decides to talk to the Pokégear network.]

So, uh... last night, I was looking through that 'breeder's guide' or whatever it's called that was in the bag I found when I got here, and --

Hey, you there! Let's battle!

...Eh?

[Some people will, of course, naturally recognize the other voice before the video turns to show the source. It's Youngster Joey, everyone's favorite NPC! :)]

You've got a Pokémon, right? That means you're a trainer, so you can't say no! Go, Rattata! [He sends out his Rattata, known for being in the top percentage of Rattata.]

Haaa?! W-Wait a minute! We're not looking to fight anyone!

But you're a trainer! You can't refuse, so send out your Pokémon already!

But --

["Cleffa!" And his Cleffa jumps off his head, landing just in front of him, looking ready to fight.]

Rose...?

[She turns and stares seriously at her trainer.]

...You're sure...?

["Fa." She nods, her tone with a slight hint of 'honestly, you really need to just go with it'.

He takes a moment, but eventually groans.] This really sucks... Fine, go on then. But remember, minimal injury!

[Rose's response is a sweet smile and a "Clef!" before she leaps into battle. There's one more sigh from Mr. Lazy Mage before he turns the feed off - whatever it was he was going to ask about, it apparently isn't important enough right now.

Any responses will, of course, come after Rose triumphs over her foe.]