☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[zeitnot]

It's good enough.

Oh. I want the one at the bottom of that pile.

[dreamsofahero]

*raising an eyebrow*

Did he, now?

[dreamsofahero]

I'm sure you would have noticed sooner, if that were the case.

Perhaps a relation of... what was it called... gulpin?

[reveiller]

Mm... here and there.

[toneless]

Not now, Ryner. Can't you see I'm busy?

[toneless]

[Yes, good not!little sister.

Ferris will just be stopping it by holding onto its head with her free hand.]

Mm-hmm. I suppose it's a good thing you haven't kept Iris locked away in a box.

[dreamsofahero]

I certainly hope he hasn't been filling your mind with some sort of wild untrue stories...

[dreamsofahero]

Well, children do need their exercise, don't they?

*even with as large as his party's gotten he has to carefully rotate who's out at once to give everyone a turn...*

[tearsofademon]

It's yours if you come get it.

[tearsofademon]

Those are poison types too, y'know.

[tearsofademon]

You could put down your dango for a few seconds, y'know...

[tearsofademon]

No eulogy, huh. Well, never expected to get one of those anyway, so that's fine.

[reveiller]

Like what?

[reveiller]

Mm, I didn't say there won't be one. Just that I didn't have a chance to prepare one.

It'll be short!

[zeitnot]

You're closer to it, so you should get it for me.

[dreamsofahero]

Who knows? I can't begin to imagine what such a predator as he would dream up, after all.

*...so, those wild stories about Ryner being a sex offender Ferris always like to spout? Guess who was responsible for STARTING them... :3*

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, but you need worry only about their noxious gas, as opposed to their whole bodies.

[tearsofademon]

How am I supposed to do that when I can't move?

[tearsofademon]

That's so reassuring.

[tearsofademon]

I see. Too bad I won't get to hear it, then, since, y'know, I'll be crushed to death.

[reveiller]

Hm... why don't I say it now? While you're still alive to hear it.

[reveiller]

Oh... well it's true that Ryner has a very vivid imagination.

[ he's getting the inkling... but this is fun too, so he'll just play along. ]

[zeitnot]

Magic.

[tearsofademon]

You don't have to.

[On the other hand, it's not like Ryner can exactly leave if you start.]

[reveiller]

Let's see now... 'Ryner was a funny individual, much beloved by cute creatures who walk this earth'...

Is that a good start?