☆57.5☆ [Fourth Wall]

[tearsofademon]

[Somewhere, somehow, there is a pile of slimes. It's a pretty impressive pile, several feet high. Blue blobby things all grinning cheerfully.

Of course, this would be just an amusing, if odd, sight, if it wasn't for the fact that at the bottom of that slime pile, there's a single human arm sticking out... and twitching.

If you listen closely, you might even be able to hear a strained voice from beneath them all...]

...somebody... a little help...

Comments

[tearsofademon]

Is that what I'm buried in?

[hi there's a guy under all of them who is kind of failing at getting out]

[zeitnot]

[ oh... there was a guy under there? well that's not important. the important thing is-- ]

Which one should I take as a souvenir...?

[tearsofademon]

If you want all of them, be my guest.

[zeitnot]

When you're enjoying them so much?

Nah, I won't be greedy. I'll just take the one.

[tearsofademon]

No, seriously, take them. I can't really move.

[zeitnot]

Your mouth is moving pretty well.

[tearsofademon]

That doesn't count.

[zeitnot]

And if you're talking, then your lungs must also be in pretty good condition, too.

[tearsofademon]

Barely.

[zeitnot]

It's good enough.

Oh. I want the one at the bottom of that pile.

[tearsofademon]

It's yours if you come get it.

[zeitnot]

You're closer to it, so you should get it for me.

[tearsofademon]

How am I supposed to do that when I can't move?

[zeitnot]

Magic.

[tearsofademon]

Magic kinda would need me to be able to move.

[zeitnot]

Then twist your elbow a little to the right.

[tearsofademon]

That's easier said than done.

[zeitnot]

Stop talking and start doing.

[tearsofademon]

Fine...

[He'll try. Not very enthusiastically, but he'll try.]

[zeitnot]

[ meanwhile, the kid will chew on his bubblegum, and look at you thoughtfully. ]

[tearsofademon]

[Oh look, he managed to move it an inch.]

Yeeeeaaaahh, not working.

[zeitnot]

... oh my god. There has to be a limit on how unimpressive someone can be.

[tearsofademon]

They're heavy.

[zeitnot]

Excuses.

[tearsofademon]

Hey, if you were the one buried under all these things, you'd have trouble too.