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[Well, here's a rare sight these days: a certain lazy mage is actually showing his face on the network. He's sitting in a chair, a tired expression on his features, his arms crossed over his chest...

...and a Clefairy popping up every few seconds, poking him with what appear to be an assortment of evolution stones. Moon is not among them.

He lets this run for about thirty seconds before speaking up.]

All right. Who gave her this idea, and why? Hell, I'd take an answer for what she thinks she's doing.

I'm not even going to ask where she got them - I'm sure that's where Gail and Julia were the other day, taking a trip to Goldenrod on their own. Just... what?

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Are...the stones something that make Pokémon evolve...? Sorry, I'm- uh, really new here.

Ahh, yeah. Some, anyway. Most Pokemon evolve just by getting enough experience, but some kinds do when they're exposed to special stones they sell in Goldenrod. Like, Rose here, she's a Clefairy, so if she touched a Moon Stone, she'd evolve into a Clefable.

...Which is probably part of why she's poking me with all of the stones except Moon.

Oh. Huh, I...thought it was just experience for nearly all of them. I'll have to look into that.

She...doesn't realize that humans don't work like that, huh? How long's she been at this for?

Problem is, she and I've been together more than five years now. She should know that by now.

Fi-five. Years. [Still a bit of a shock to hear people've been here for that long.] Well, um- it...seems like she's just being...curious, isn't she?

In her own special way, I guess.

Doesn't make it less of a pain, though.

Hmm. Well... Rose? That's your name, right, honey? Maybe...I think your findings are very conclusive right now, at least for [she does not know his name uh] your partner here. Don't you think you should find something else to test, then?

[...Well, Rose will drop what she's doing to grab her white board, anyway. Did you know Pokemon can learn to write? Because she's self-taught and has been at it for years.]

There's no one else who can handle it if something goes wrong!

[She has the most angelic expression.]

[...]

Oh. Uh.

[this precious little angel terrifies her tbh]

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[That's a legit reaction.

Ryner, meanwhile, seems unimpressed.]

See what I live with?

I'm so very sorry.

[Ashley's Litwick pokes her face into view. She looks impressed.]

Eh, it's not like I'm not used to it by now...

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