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[tearsofademon]

Whyyyyyy can they never warn me before they do this...

[Today's video feed reveals rather quickly that the cause of a certain lazy mage's complaining this time... is a pile of several pink eggs and about half as many brown eggs, tended to by a Clefairy and Umbreon. They seem rather proud of themselves.]

...guess I might as well get it over with, anyway.

Cleffa eggs and Eevee eggs, that I'd like to send to good homes. P1000 each is probably good, right? Or just... talk to me and we can figure something out, if it's not. Erm, delivery shouldn't be a problem - if I know Gail and Lori, they're already itching to help out...

...ahh, this is such a pain.

[OOC interest post is here, and almost all spots are still available, so come, take an egg off his hands (and/or torment him relentlessly)!]

Comments

[dreamsofahero]

Does it?

...then again, you mentioned that they usually take their species after the mother, but Jiji's a male, isn't he?

*reaching over to pet said umbreon as he speaks...*

[tearsofademon]

["Bre~" Jiji enjoys the petting~]

He is, and that's what's so weird about this. Unless they're telling me that...

[...wait...

...............

...oh god no...

...yeah, uh... enjoy this choked up, speechless expression of complete and utter horror, Sion.]

[dreamsofahero]

....

Something the matter, Ryner?

[tearsofademon]

[after another moment or two, through gritted teeth, and trying so hard to stay calm about this...]

Elfy... we need to have a talk later. In private.

["Dit?" Have a curious headtilt from an innocent blob.]

[dreamsofahero]

*just. looking back and forth between the two of them...*

Ryner...?

[tearsofademon]

[That had better not be a bad conclusion you're jumping to. :|

Ryner sits down on the bed, face in hands, and groans in frustration.]

Why do I have to deal with something like this...

[dreamsofahero]

*isn't actually sure what you're talking about :|a*

Like what?

[tearsofademon]

[ignorance is bliss.]

Coming back to find that they thought today was a great day to make eggs.

[dreamsofahero]

Eggs that you still claim you had nothing to do with....?

[tearsofademon]

I seriously didn't have anything to do with them!

[dreamsofahero]

*giving you his very best SKEPTICAL LOOK here |D*

[tearsofademon]

Would you just knock it off already?

[dreamsofahero]

Hahaha.

[tearsofademon]

[grump grump grump]

...You can have one, if you want. I'm sure they wouldn't mind.

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, now you're trying to pass off the responsibility for your eggs to me?

[tearsofademon]

It's not like I can take care of them all, you know! They pretty much expect me to sell them to other people, anyway.

[dreamsofahero]

Well, if you hadn't encouraged them to develop such wanton habits....

[tearsofademon]

Lay off it already!

[dreamsofahero]

*SO AMUSED :3*

[tearsofademon]

[GRUMP. :|]

[dreamsofahero]

*^_^ may be taking this moment to pet some of your pokemon and warn them against following your scandalous ways....*

[tearsofademon]

[You do that, Ryner'll just keep grumping.

The Pokémon approve of the petting! Jiji is especially enjoying it (and, being the attention hog that he is, is attempting to get as much of Sion's attention focused on him as possible).

They're pretty clueless about the whole 'scandalous' thing, though...]

[dreamsofahero]

*clearly Sion will have to educate them. :3 though, if Jiji's going to be pushy about things.....*

My, Ryner, your partners are so forward~

[tearsofademon]

Jiji's just like that. He loves getting all the attention.

[And attacking everything in sight, but. Details.]

[dreamsofahero]

Including that of the lady pokemon? I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that one of yours would pick up such habits...