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[tearsofademon]

Whyyyyyy can they never warn me before they do this...

[Today's video feed reveals rather quickly that the cause of a certain lazy mage's complaining this time... is a pile of several pink eggs and about half as many brown eggs, tended to by a Clefairy and Umbreon. They seem rather proud of themselves.]

...guess I might as well get it over with, anyway.

Cleffa eggs and Eevee eggs, that I'd like to send to good homes. P1000 each is probably good, right? Or just... talk to me and we can figure something out, if it's not. Erm, delivery shouldn't be a problem - if I know Gail and Lori, they're already itching to help out...

...ahh, this is such a pain.

[OOC interest post is here, and almost all spots are still available, so come, take an egg off his hands (and/or torment him relentlessly)!]

Comments

[tearsofademon]

[...asjf;asdf]

POKEMON AND PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT!!!

[dreamsofahero]

One can never rule out anything when dealing with a deviant of such caliber, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

WHO THE HELL WOULD EVEN MAKE THAT KIND OF ASSUMPTION?!?!?

["Clef?" Oh, you're curious about the other parents of the eggs?]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, you were the one who mentioned just the one of them for each set of eggs...

[tearsofademon]

Well, when the species is determined by the mother, how am I supposed to know who the father is?

["Clef! Clefairy fair!" Hey, Elfy, Kaile! Come over here!]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I suppose that would depend on which of yours your deviancy has most rubbed off on.

[tearsofademon]

I don't have any deviancy to rub off on any of them in the first place.

["Tuff?"

"Dit?"

...Oh, look, Kaile and Elfy are wandering over to see what's up.]

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, more denial, Madame Killer~?

[tearsofademon]

What the hell is there to deny when I never did any of that stuff you're accusing me of in the first place?

["Fairy fairy clef clefair~" They want to know who the other parents of the eggs are!

"Tuff~" Oh? Why didn't he say so in the first place~

"Dit!" I thought he would know already.

So yeah, after some further movement, there's now a Wigglytuff standing next to that Clefairy, and a Ditto dancing next to the Umbreon.]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I would hope that someday you learn the value of truth...

*pausing, noticing the assembled pokemon*

...ah, but it seems your partners are up to something.

[tearsofademon]

Ah?

[...well, if nothing else, Ryner isn't completely stupid, and he can put two and two together when they're sitting in front of him.]

...This just raises more questions.

[dreamsofahero]

Does it?

...then again, you mentioned that they usually take their species after the mother, but Jiji's a male, isn't he?

*reaching over to pet said umbreon as he speaks...*

[tearsofademon]

["Bre~" Jiji enjoys the petting~]

He is, and that's what's so weird about this. Unless they're telling me that...

[...wait...

...............

...oh god no...

...yeah, uh... enjoy this choked up, speechless expression of complete and utter horror, Sion.]

[dreamsofahero]

....

Something the matter, Ryner?

[tearsofademon]

[after another moment or two, through gritted teeth, and trying so hard to stay calm about this...]

Elfy... we need to have a talk later. In private.

["Dit?" Have a curious headtilt from an innocent blob.]

[dreamsofahero]

*just. looking back and forth between the two of them...*

Ryner...?

[tearsofademon]

[That had better not be a bad conclusion you're jumping to. :|

Ryner sits down on the bed, face in hands, and groans in frustration.]

Why do I have to deal with something like this...

[dreamsofahero]

*isn't actually sure what you're talking about :|a*

Like what?

[tearsofademon]

[ignorance is bliss.]

Coming back to find that they thought today was a great day to make eggs.

[dreamsofahero]

Eggs that you still claim you had nothing to do with....?

[tearsofademon]

I seriously didn't have anything to do with them!

[dreamsofahero]

*giving you his very best SKEPTICAL LOOK here |D*

[tearsofademon]

Would you just knock it off already?

[dreamsofahero]

Hahaha.

[tearsofademon]

[grump grump grump]

...You can have one, if you want. I'm sure they wouldn't mind.