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[tearsofademon]

Whyyyyyy can they never warn me before they do this...

[Today's video feed reveals rather quickly that the cause of a certain lazy mage's complaining this time... is a pile of several pink eggs and about half as many brown eggs, tended to by a Clefairy and Umbreon. They seem rather proud of themselves.]

...guess I might as well get it over with, anyway.

Cleffa eggs and Eevee eggs, that I'd like to send to good homes. P1000 each is probably good, right? Or just... talk to me and we can figure something out, if it's not. Erm, delivery shouldn't be a problem - if I know Gail and Lori, they're already itching to help out...

...ahh, this is such a pain.

[OOC interest post is here, and almost all spots are still available, so come, take an egg off his hands (and/or torment him relentlessly)!]

Comments

[dreamsofahero]

Well, but they are your charges, after all...

[tearsofademon]

I don't control every moment of their spare time.

[dreamsofahero]

And yet, somehow your influence seems to have rubbed off on them~

[tearsofademon]

I don't have any influence like that!!!

[dreamsofahero]

The evidence speaks for itself, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, but it has everything to do with you~

[tearsofademon]

It does not!!!

[dreamsofahero]

Denial is unbecoming, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

I'm not in denial of anything and you know it.

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, but the evidence is right there before you!

[tearsofademon]

What evidence?! How exactly do eggs that appeared out of nowhere prove that I had something to do with them??

[dreamsofahero]

Well, they are yours, aren't they?

[tearsofademon]

The pink ones are Rose's, and the brown ones are Jiji's.

[dreamsofahero]

*.....did you really just set yourself up for that one. this is ENTIRELY your fault for making him obligated to take that opening....*

Ah, but it takes two to make them, doesn't it?

[tearsofademon]

[...asjf;asdf]

POKEMON AND PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT!!!

[dreamsofahero]

One can never rule out anything when dealing with a deviant of such caliber, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

WHO THE HELL WOULD EVEN MAKE THAT KIND OF ASSUMPTION?!?!?

["Clef?" Oh, you're curious about the other parents of the eggs?]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, you were the one who mentioned just the one of them for each set of eggs...

[tearsofademon]

Well, when the species is determined by the mother, how am I supposed to know who the father is?

["Clef! Clefairy fair!" Hey, Elfy, Kaile! Come over here!]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I suppose that would depend on which of yours your deviancy has most rubbed off on.

[tearsofademon]

I don't have any deviancy to rub off on any of them in the first place.

["Tuff?"

"Dit?"

...Oh, look, Kaile and Elfy are wandering over to see what's up.]

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, more denial, Madame Killer~?

[tearsofademon]

What the hell is there to deny when I never did any of that stuff you're accusing me of in the first place?

["Fairy fairy clef clefair~" They want to know who the other parents of the eggs are!

"Tuff~" Oh? Why didn't he say so in the first place~

"Dit!" I thought he would know already.

So yeah, after some further movement, there's now a Wigglytuff standing next to that Clefairy, and a Ditto dancing next to the Umbreon.]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, I would hope that someday you learn the value of truth...

*pausing, noticing the assembled pokemon*

...ah, but it seems your partners are up to something.