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[tearsofademon]

Whyyyyyy can they never warn me before they do this...

[Today's video feed reveals rather quickly that the cause of a certain lazy mage's complaining this time... is a pile of several pink eggs and about half as many brown eggs, tended to by a Clefairy and Umbreon. They seem rather proud of themselves.]

...guess I might as well get it over with, anyway.

Cleffa eggs and Eevee eggs, that I'd like to send to good homes. P1000 each is probably good, right? Or just... talk to me and we can figure something out, if it's not. Erm, delivery shouldn't be a problem - if I know Gail and Lori, they're already itching to help out...

...ahh, this is such a pain.

[OOC interest post is here, and almost all spots are still available, so come, take an egg off his hands (and/or torment him relentlessly)!]

Comments

[tearsofademon]

You're wrong!!! They just do this sometimes! I have nothing to do with it at all!!

[dreamsofahero]

Now, Ryner, it's better to just confess to your deeds...

[tearsofademon]

I seriously didn't do anything!!!

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, you needn't hide things from me, you know, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

Shut up already! If anyone knows where the eggs came from, it's those two. I had nothing to do with it!

[...and maybe Elfy might know too, because Ryner is STARTING TO SUSPECT about that Ditto... Not that he's going to mention that though.]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, but they are your charges, after all...

[tearsofademon]

I don't control every moment of their spare time.

[dreamsofahero]

And yet, somehow your influence seems to have rubbed off on them~

[tearsofademon]

I don't have any influence like that!!!

[dreamsofahero]

The evidence speaks for itself, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, but it has everything to do with you~

[tearsofademon]

It does not!!!

[dreamsofahero]

Denial is unbecoming, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

I'm not in denial of anything and you know it.

[dreamsofahero]

Ah, but the evidence is right there before you!

[tearsofademon]

What evidence?! How exactly do eggs that appeared out of nowhere prove that I had something to do with them??

[dreamsofahero]

Well, they are yours, aren't they?

[tearsofademon]

The pink ones are Rose's, and the brown ones are Jiji's.

[dreamsofahero]

*.....did you really just set yourself up for that one. this is ENTIRELY your fault for making him obligated to take that opening....*

Ah, but it takes two to make them, doesn't it?

[tearsofademon]

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POKEMON AND PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT!!!

[dreamsofahero]

One can never rule out anything when dealing with a deviant of such caliber, Ryner.

[tearsofademon]

WHO THE HELL WOULD EVEN MAKE THAT KIND OF ASSUMPTION?!?!?

["Clef?" Oh, you're curious about the other parents of the eggs?]

[dreamsofahero]

Well, you were the one who mentioned just the one of them for each set of eggs...

[tearsofademon]

Well, when the species is determined by the mother, how am I supposed to know who the father is?

["Clef! Clefairy fair!" Hey, Elfy, Kaile! Come over here!]